JETS FIRST ROUND PICK

The Ohio State Buckeyes uberblog Men of the Scarlet and Gray, was kind enough to give us a breakdown of superfreak Vernon Gholston, which they posted on their site the other day.

Here’s the MotSaG man-crush’s relevant information:

• Height: 6′4″
• Weight: 265 lbs.
  
• Bench Press: 455 lbs.
  
• Bicep circumference: Unknown (The Cray supercomputer on west campus is still working on that number)
  
• Lawsuits pending: 1, against NBC (Vernon claims that Law and Order are the trademarked names of his left and right biceps)
  
• 2007 TFL’s: 15.5
  
• 2007 Sacks: 14
  
• # of mothers of said QBs who felt a sharp pain in their uterus after their son was sacked: 14
  
• # of QBs he made to fill their shorts with excrement: 28 (includes the backup QBs who were watching game film)
  
• Number of patents he holds: 1 (his sweat is collected into cans and sold under the name Red Bull)
  
• Records: Single game sacks - 4, for minus 32 yards (the QB is recovering nicely, btw), single season sacks (tie - Mike Vrabel).
  
• Moves it takes him to win a Connect Four game: 3