My favorte Artie Lines

When Howard asked William Hung the name of his group and Artie said "Chink Floyd".

Jew broad

To Jackie during Gary Roast- "But now Jackie you have your own time slot on the channel... That is until I tell Howard I want a show."

What kind of a fag would hire a guy to dress him.

"I would go, but I'll be too busy not giving a s**t."

Howard: "let's go to the phones and see what people think about this"
Artie: "yeah, I'm sure that they will be real helpful."

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh